Book: Filthy Prank
Year Finished: Around 2017
so this is a book that I wrote in 5th grade and suprisingly it got an award. So I think that I will post this online, with transcription and authors note because why not. Idk if I regret this story or if I love it I guess its both ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
yeah this is the cover, the award stamp is a little messed up but its pretty good.
“Ok so here are some typical girls”
Correction: typical deformed stick women
"And they are so annoying to me!"
"They scream so much that my ears bleed!"
“And they sing a lot of annoying songs that I can’t stand”
“And when they see a little busserl in a movie, they go ‘BOZONKAS’”
Note: idk what “bozonkas” means
“And they pretend cry and they expect me to fall for it”
Note: suprisingly relevent line
“And they mess with my FRIENDS!”
Note: imaginary friends
“So I will do an awesome prank to get revenge on them!”
"time for a commercial break"
"if you dont want any commercial break then buy a prenimen juiceboi membership its FREEEEEEEE"
"OK BACK TO WHAT I WAS SAYING"
Note: what the fuck
“So the girls mostly hang out on the swings, so I decided to do the old whoopie cushion. (A whoopie cushion is a balloon but if you sit on it it makes a loud fart noise). So I put a whoopie cushion on each of the swings. NOW LETS SEE EM GET PRANKED”
Note: I thought I was the only intuelectuall who knows what a whoopie cushion is. Idk why
“PFFFFFFT everyone noticed but the girls, strange...”
Note: so they didn’t notice that everyone was laughing at them, (assuming that everyone noticed). Also they didn’t feel a random cushion on a rubber swing? Idk bro.
“So as usual they sing annoying songs”
“The song was SUPAH ANNOYING, ‘lalalalalala’ they sang and sang and sang and so the whoopie cushions cant take it!”
“IT IS SOOOOOOOOOOO ANNOYING”
“My gosh can they STOP SINGING?!? :face_with_symbols_over_mouth::face_with_symbols_over_mouth::face_with_symbols_over_mouth:”
“So the cushions do what they must do.”
“3 2 1”
“1 millimeter second later. Well it looks like them girls got poisoned and I have something to say about it… YOU JUST-“
“GOT FILTHY PRANKED YEAHH BABY!!!!!”
“Then juice learned how to be coool end”
you wanna go back to main page, coward??